Odessa-style Halloween at the LOFT

If Halloween trick-or-treat happened at Privoz Market in Odessa: you’d get a question answered with another question — and be fed “with a little extra,” just in case. Ghosts wouldn’t be “making nerves” like lunatics. They’d be freshly starched, hanging peacefully on a clothesline, imagining themselves to be sails. Witches — in curlers and robes, cigarette in one hand and food for all the neighborhood cats in the other — would shout after you: “Meshiginer, may you drop dead — you need to put on some weight!” And the magic crystal ball, frozen on Lanzheron, would predict: “A big naches and a small gesheft.” 🎃 Halloween, Odessa style, at LOFT Restaurant. This is not “Quiet, sha!” This is a proper, joyful givald! We’ll summon the spirit of Panikovsky with forshmak, listen to and tell some mansy, read prophecies from an Odesa oracle, enjoy the food — and don’t forget to order the signature crayfish. 🎶 The musical tsimmes by Lesya Verba, Gennady Feldman, Gennady Vysotsky and a first-class band. Come dressed in whatever Odesa mood you please — from a khalamidnik to a full-on “Shob ya tak zhyl!” 📅 October 31 ⏰ Taki, at 7:40 PM 💵 $35 per proud Odessa nose https://www.eventbrite.com/e/loft-tickets-2002594525133?aff=oddtdtcreator https://eventcartel.com/events/party/loft-halloween-in-odessa-style-new-york-NY-loft-tickets-19340 https://geotickets.tv/events/lofthalloween