Heathers: A Live Reading

My Son’s A Homosexual, And I Love Him… There’s ONE true queen bee of high-school dark comedy, and that’s HEATHERS. And now, Theatre Contra is taking this cult-classic script of teen angst, croquet, and casual homicide and performing it LIVE! Get ready for a night of savage one-liners, color-coded tyranny, and a love story so toxic only Winona Ryder could pull it off. So pull on your scrunchies, hop in a go-kart and prepare for an evening of beautifully bitchy mayhem as we bring this deliciously dark masterpiece to life.   WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29TH 7-9PM VIP TICKETS: $15 >> NOTAFLOF <<   Directed by John Patouhas   Artists/Performers: Arthur Robinson Eliza Waterman Liz Crino Mariah Ghant Tay Sconiers   Follow Theatre Contra on Instagram.   *** What’s Up at TMoms: • Wednesday, 4-10pm | they’re a smash hit for a reason. Smash Burgers (classic or vegan) every Wednesday for just $6!! u heard that right! + $3 PBR! RUN!!! • Daily Happy Hour | $4 drafts every day from 4-6pm, everybody cheered! • Daily Menu | Tattooed Mom will also be serving tasty eats and ice cold drinks all evening. • Upstairs dining, bar access, and event entry is 21+ w/ valid ID. • Accessibility at TMoms | Due to the construction of our historical building, Tattooed Mom is only partially accessible. Our event space is on the second floor, which is only accessible via a flight of stairs (20 steps, 3 feet wide, railing on the left side only). For more information, please visit our Accessibility page.