Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)

Join us for a hilarious holiday journey as three comedic actors bring to life iconic Christmas tales like A Christmas Carol, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, and more in a whirlwind of laughter and festive cheer! Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!) By Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez With original music by Will Knapp Directed by Dave Buckman December 4 – 27, 2026 No performances on December 24 and 25 Buy Tickets The play begins as an actor begins a performance of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol and is joined by two castmates who refuse to join in as they have performed A Christmas Carol too many times in their career already. They rebel and decide to present every Christmas story ever told instead. Over 90 minutes, these three comedic actors portray as many holiday stories and characters as they can remember. Using wild costumes, special effects, and their comedy skills, they take a ride through well-known classics, from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – and so much more. Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!) is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Dramatists Play Service. www.concordtheatricals.com “The play accomplishes the small miracle of making all Christmas myths seem both utterly ridiculous and absolutely essential.” – Orlando Weekly Price: $29.00-$39.00 Run time: 90 minutes, plus a 15-minute intermission For ages: Rated PG-13. Contains fast-paced holiday satire, adult humor, mild profanity, comic innuendo, alcohol/drug references, and voluntary audience participation. Need help? Email us or dial 512.850.4849 Special Events We want live theatre to be accessible to everyone with Pay-What-You-Can Thursdays. Name your price for any seat in the house! 2026-27 Season Sponsors